Taylor Swift Sees My Penis

No one believed her so she brought Selena Gomez along as a witness.  I’d say it’s a thousand times bigger than Bieber’s but you can’t multiply by something that’s non-existant, unless you’re a physicist or something I guess.

Poor statue

The interview was pretty much over at this point.

Katy Perry is in the background smiling like a champ, I winked at her.  Taylor’s questioning everything she’s ever learned about how the universe works.

Come on Taylor, you’re gonna make me blush.

Go ahead, it’s not blocking the WHOLE stage.

I’m gonna have to hire my own security team pretty soon.  Calm down girl.

I hid naked in those bushes for hours!

I dunno either Taylor, I grew up near a nuclear power plant.

Those bars are there to hold her back.

The caption on this was “Taylor is shocked at the low prices and great customer service at this Yogurt shop!”  Nope.  It was my penis.

With all those camera flashes around she probably thought she was visiting the Washington Monument after dark.

Having the singer behind “All Night Long” on stage seemed like an appropriate time to stand up.

American Music Awards.  I was getting escorted out by security at this point.